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Bob Nist

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Posted - 06/30/2020 :  21:20:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A Texan, A Floridian, and a Michigander all die and go to hell. While there they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

The Texan asks to call Dallas and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him the cost is a million dollars, so the Texan writes him a check.

Next the Floridian calls Miami and talks for 30 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a check.

Finally the Michigander gets his turn. He calls Lansing and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him the cost is $5.00.

When the Texan hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why the Michigander got to call Lansing so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, "Since Gretchen Whitmer took over, the state has gone to hell, so it's a local call”.

Skylark

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Posted - 06/30/2020 :  21:53:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Story rings true
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Evan M

USA

Posted - 07/01/2020 :  05:05:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LPL
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Chav

USA

Posted - 08/10/2020 :  23:53:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ha, Ha, what a deal! Thank you Gretchen! By now Floridians and Texans should be enjoying the same benefits ... wait, hold a second, was the devil a democrat?

What an ironic joke ...

Edited by - Chav on 08/11/2020 00:01:21
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Gene

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Posted - 09/03/2020 :  09:21:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Funny indeed.
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Evan M

USA

Posted - 09/04/2020 :  05:51:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL.
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tcam

USA

Posted - 09/06/2020 :  14:01:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL thats a good one!
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