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Bob Nist


Posted - 08/29/2020 :  16:28:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A teacher asked her class how many of them were Joe Biden fans.

Not really knowing what a Joe Biden fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Joe Biden fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Joe Biden fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Joe Biden fan.'



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Frank Kocour


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Posted - 08/31/2020 :  22:34:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And what grade is stable genius Johnny in?

Edited by - Chav on 08/31/2020 22:59:40
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Posted - 09/03/2020 :  09:14:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Smart kid that Johnny is.
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Posted - 09/06/2020 :  14:03:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL another good one for sure.
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