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Myron

USA

Posted - 08/11/2017 :  09:42:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.

The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: “I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want 100 dollars, and there’s another condition”.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is. “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 ten-dollar bills in her outstretched hand.

He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly:

“Paint my house.”

Evan M

USA

Posted - 08/11/2017 :  11:23:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL.
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Bob Nist

USA

Posted - 08/11/2017 :  16:24:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL.
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Billy Collins

USA

Posted - 08/12/2017 :  08:16:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL! Now that guy has style!
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tcam

USA

Posted - 08/21/2017 :  19:03:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Didn't see that one coming lol!
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