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 Twenty Dollars all Crumpled Up.
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Bob Nist

USA

Posted - 11/05/2018 :  22:08:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
While enjoying their evening cocktails the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen fifty thousand dollars all crumpled up?"

"No" he said, trying to contain his excitement.

She said "Check the garage."

jimmcdonald

USA

Posted - 11/05/2018 :  23:47:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL
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Frank Kocour

USA

Posted - 11/06/2018 :  05:47:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I laughed out loud. Didn't expect that.
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Myron

USA

Posted - 11/06/2018 :  07:01:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Now that was funny...
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jsg1402

USA

Posted - 11/06/2018 :  12:04:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's a good one.
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tcam

USA

Posted - 11/11/2018 :  17:55:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dang that was a good one lol!
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Evan M

USA

Posted - 11/12/2018 :  05:06:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL.
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Steve K

USA

Posted - 11/14/2018 :  10:17:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LMAO !!!!!
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