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Bob Nist


Posted - 07/05/2019 :  17:27:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Edited by - Bob Nist on 07/05/2019 17:27:37

Evan M


Posted - 07/06/2019 :  05:08:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Good ones Bob.
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Frank Kocour


Posted - 07/06/2019 :  08:45:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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Billy Collins


Posted - 07/14/2019 :  17:34:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL! Truth really is stranger than fiction.

I was in a restaurant and 'REALLY' did hear a lady order...
... a fudge sundae and a diet Coke!
It was all I could do NOT to laugh out loud.
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