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Bob Nist

USA

Posted - 09/18/2020 :  15:37:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Wen I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

I run like the winded.

I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"

When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.



Skylark

USA

Posted - 09/18/2020 :  16:16:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A few of those I really relate to!
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Myron

USA

Posted - 09/19/2020 :  05:18:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL! Very true.
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Frank Kocour

USA

Posted - 09/19/2020 :  08:05:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The one liners are funny and the quips that relate to age are all true, LOL.
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Gene

USA

Posted - 12/16/2020 :  20:58:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL, those are great.
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Evan M

USA

Posted - 12/17/2020 :  06:34:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL. I can relate to those.
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