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Bob Nist

USA

Posted - 09/26/2020 :  21:53:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.

Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response.

Don’t irritate old people. The older we get the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent.

Have you ever listened to someone for a minute and thought “Their cornbread isn’t done in the middle.”

Aliens probably fly by earth and lock their doors.

“You will hit every cone on the highway before I let you merge in front of me because you saw that sign 2 miles ago like I did."

I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.

It turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.

I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.

Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think “That can’t be accurate.”

I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

As I watch this generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of: it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.

I thought getting old would take longer.

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.

My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway. That’s when the fight started.

Me: Sobbing my heart out, “I can’t see you anymore.I’m not going to let you hurt me again.
Trainer: “It was one sit-up. You did one sit-up.”

I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test. Same thing.

Skylark

USA

Posted - 09/26/2020 :  22:00:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
lol... Bob, this was very amusing!
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Myron

USA

Posted - 09/27/2020 :  08:41:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Good ones.
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Evan M

USA

Posted - 09/27/2020 :  08:54:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL, good ones.
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Frank Kocour

USA

Posted - 09/27/2020 :  09:34:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL. Thanks for the morning chuckles.
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Gene

USA

Posted - 10/29/2020 :  13:59:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Absolutely hilarious, loved the one about the aliens.
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LouBeau

USA

Posted - 10/30/2020 :  09:03:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thanks for the laughs
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