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Posted - 11/16/2020 :  08:51:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A little girl asks her Mom, "Mom can I take Lulu for a walk?"
Her Mom replies, "No, because she's in heat."
"What does that mean?" the little girl asks.
"Go ask your Father, he's in the garage."
The little girl goes there and asks, "Dad can I take Lulu for a walk? I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat."
Her Dad took a rag, soaked it in gasoline and dabbed the dog's backside to disguise the scent.
"Ok you can go now", he said. "But keep her on the leash."
A few minutes later the little girl returns with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, her Dad asks "Where's the dog?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about half way around the block and another dog is pushing her home."

Bob Nist


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