Hopefully, everyone here has a sense of humor. In the spirit of the comedy routine, "Who's on First"; ..... I think Fauci is Bud here:
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’ Lou: ‘Why not?’ Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’ Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’ Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’ Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’ Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’ Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated? Bud: ‘Yes.’ Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated? Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’ Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’ Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’ Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’ Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’ Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’ Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.' Bud: ‘Ok.’ Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’ Bud: ‘That’s right.’ Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Certainly.’ Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’ Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’ Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’ Bud: ‘That’s fine.’ Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’ Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’ Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’ Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’ Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’ Bud: ‘I know. Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’ Bud: ‘Take it easy, buddy.’ Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’ Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’ Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’ Bud: ‘Correct.’ Lou: ‘Why not?’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out. Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’ Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick. Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’ Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’ Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work?’ Bud: ‘No. Masks work very well.’ Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’ Bud: ‘Look, just listen to the science, OK? Lou: OK, what about the flu? It's been eradicated right? Bud: yes, because masks and social distancing work! Lou: they work for flu, but not for covid? Bud: no, they work for both diseases Lou: so how have we eradicated the influenza corona virus with masks and social distancing, but the covid corona virus still circulates freely? It's almost like it's spreading by another means... Bud: oh don't start your tin foil hat antivax crap again Lou! Lou: Bud, are you drunk? The unvaccinated people are healthy and not wearing a mask. The vaccinated people are wearing a mask, sick, and afraid of getting infected with a virus that has a 99.997% survival rate, that they are fully immunized against. This is insanity Bud! Bud: yeah, you are insane Lou. You not wanting to inject yourself with an untested experimental cocktail of pathogens is selfish. You are putting us all at risk! Lou: how am I putting you at risk, and what is the risk exactly? Bud: you won't get vaccinated. That creates a risk for me Lou: so your medicine doesn't work unless I take mine? Bud: correct. The vaccine only works if everyone takes it Lou: but everyone CAN'T take it Bud. Why would I want to get vaccinated? Bud: to be safe from the virus. So you don't have to wear a mask or social distance anymore Lou: do you feel safe Bud? Bud: no Lou: can you still get infected? Bud: yes Lou: Can you still spread it? Bud: yes Lou: do you still have to wear a mask? Bud: yes Lou: do you still have to social distance? Bud: yes Lou: so again, why should I get the vaccine? Bud: because we have to eradicate covid Lou: how would the vaccine eradicate covid? Bud: herd immunity Lou: you do know that you can only get herd immunity through antibodies produced either by infection or by vaccine breakthroughs, right? Bud: yes, flatten the curve
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