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Hopefully, everyone here has a sense of humor. In the spirit of the comedy routine, "Who's on First"; ..... I think Fauci is Bud here:
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’ Lou: ‘Why not?’ Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’ Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’ Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’ Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’ Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’ Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated? Bud: ‘Yes.’ Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated? Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’ Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’ Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’ Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’ Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’ Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’ Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.' Bud: ‘Ok.’ Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’ Bud: ‘That’s right.’ Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Certainly.’ Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’ Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’ Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’ Bud: ‘That’s fine.’ Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’ Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’ Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’ Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’ Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’ Bud: ‘I know. Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’ Bud: ‘Take it easy, buddy.’ Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’ Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’ Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’ Bud: ‘Correct.’ Lou: ‘Why not?’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out. Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’ Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick. Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’ Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’ Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work?’ Bud: ‘No. Masks work very well.’ Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’ Bud: ‘Look, just listen to the science, OK? Lou: OK, what about the flu? It's been eradicated right? Bud: yes, because masks and social distancing work! Lou: they work for flu, but not for covid? Bud: no, they work for both diseases Lou: so how have we eradicated the influenza corona virus with masks and social distancing, but the covid corona virus still circulates freely? It's almost like it's spreading by another means... Bud: oh don't start your tin foil hat antivax crap again Lou! Lou: Bud, are you drunk? The unvaccinated people are healthy and not wearing a mask. The vaccinated people are wearing a mask, sick, and afraid of getting infected with a virus that has a 99.997% survival rate, that they are fully immunized against. This is insanity Bud! Bud: yeah, you are insane Lou. You not wanting to inject yourself with an untested experimental cocktail of pathogens is selfish. You are putting us all at risk! Lou: how am I putting you at risk, and what is the risk exactly? Bud: you won't get vaccinated. That creates a risk for me Lou: so your medicine doesn't work unless I take mine? Bud: correct. The vaccine only works if everyone takes it Lou: but everyone CAN'T take it Bud. Why would I want to get vaccinated? Bud: to be safe from the virus. So you don't have to wear a mask or social distance anymore Lou: do you feel safe Bud? Bud: no Lou: can you still get infected? Bud: yes Lou: Can you still spread it? Bud: yes Lou: do you still have to wear a mask? Bud: yes Lou: do you still have to social distance? Bud: yes Lou: so again, why should I get the vaccine? Bud: because we have to eradicate covid Lou: how would the vaccine eradicate covid? Bud: herd immunity Lou: you do know that you can only get herd immunity through antibodies produced either by infection or by vaccine breakthroughs, right? Bud: yes, flatten the curve
Democrats can't legitimately blame Trump anymore so they had to find a new scapegoat. That would be Covid 19 and its derivatives. The problem is that Covid is a moving target and the administration is having a hard time adjusting for its effects. So, to compensate, they create new policies that counter all sensibility in order to continue the manipulation and call it science.
Democrats can't legitimately blame Trump anymore so they had to find a new scapegoat. That would be Covid 19 and its derivatives. The problem is that Covid is a moving target and the administration is having a hard time adjusting for its effects. So, to compensate, they create new policies that counter all sensibility in order to continue the manipulation and call it science.
I am fully vaccinated with booster. I am done! No more! I was sick as a dog for five days after the booster, I was ready for a trip to the ER on Friday. I had enough of this ****, I had enough of Brandon and his team. I have neighbors who now are crying, yes crying because they can’t pay to heat their homes; their cost doubled. I am almost 70 years old, I voted since I was 18 and never in my lifetime have I seen a worst administration. I had enough! And each and everyone here has to know something is wrong! FJB!
I am fully vaccinated with booster. I am done! No more! I was sick as a dog for five days after the booster, I was ready for a trip to the ER on Friday. I had enough of this ****, I had enough of Brandon and his team. I have neighbors who now are crying, yes crying because they can’t pay to heat their homes; their cost doubled. I am almost 70 years old, I voted since I was 18 and never in my lifetime have I seen a worst administration. I had enough! And each and everyone here has to know something is wrong! FJB!
My intent was not political when I posted this funny thing, I was impressed by the way it was laid out with logic. But I will quickly add some remarks after the responses above.
I had covid in March/April 2020; lasted 5 weeks. Didn't go to a doctor, no reason to go since there is no cure for viruses, we all knew that, or should've, I took care of myself, it wasn't bad except week 4 when I had to sleep upright in a chair for short periods and wake up to move around, couldn't lay down or coughing fits erupted.
I don't buy into Fauci saying my natural immunity doesn't count. Rest assured, the only jab I take will be after they lay me in a coffin for some other reason, Myron. I'm not taking any risk to knowingly (and needlessly) reinfect myself.
I have a friend who got covid, for 5 weeks like I did; he is a teacher, they required that he be vaccinated to return to work, even though he had gotten over his infection; he took the 2-shot vaccine, got sick again after both shots weeks apart, lost work time for another week each time. He calls it self-inflicted covid, because he let them do it.
Even after all this, I have to laugh about all the inconsistencies I've heard come out of Fauci's mouth, and repeated by Biden & Co. When I saw this Abbott & Costello routine version, I had to post it to be seen by more people, and maybe open some eyes with the humor. When everyone goes back to the polls, I hope everyone remembers why we are there next time.
I'm near the point of going back to work, instead of staying in retirement, to pay my bills. That should not have happened, except Clueless Joe came around promoting Socialism, and wiping away the purchasing power of my life savings with his inflation to pay for government programs we don't need.
Feel free to copy the Bud & Lou routine; post it anywhere you think people will read it with a rational mind. We cannot stand what is happening in our government right now. It must be arrested.
If this got out of line, please delete my followup comments, but keep the Bud & Lou routine, so others can read it.
My intent was not political when I posted this funny thing, I was impressed by the way it was laid out with logic. But I will quickly add some remarks after the responses above.
I had covid in March/April 2020; lasted 5 weeks. Didn't go to a doctor, no reason to go since there is no cure for viruses, we all knew that, or should've, I took care of myself, it wasn't bad except week 4 when I had to sleep upright in a chair for short periods and wake up to move around, couldn't lay down or coughing fits erupted.
I don't buy into Fauci saying my natural immunity doesn't count. Rest assured, the only jab I take will be after they lay me in a coffin for some other reason, Myron. I'm not taking any risk to knowingly (and needlessly) reinfect myself.
I have a friend who got covid, for 5 weeks like I did; he is a teacher, they required that he be vaccinated to return to work, even though he had gotten over his infection; he took the 2-shot vaccine, got sick again after both shots weeks apart, lost work time for another week each time. He calls it self-inflicted covid, because he let them do it.
Even after all this, I have to laugh about all the inconsistencies I've heard come out of Fauci's mouth, and repeated by Biden & Co. When I saw this Abbott & Costello routine version, I had to post it to be seen by more people, and maybe open some eyes with the humor. When everyone goes back to the polls, I hope everyone remembers why we are there next time.
I'm near the point of going back to work, instead of staying in retirement, to pay my bills. That should not have happened, except Clueless Joe came around promoting Socialism, and wiping away the purchasing power of my life savings with his inflation to pay for government programs we don't need.
Feel free to copy the Bud & Lou routine; post it anywhere you think people will read it with a rational mind. We cannot stand what is happening in our government right now. It must be arrested.
If this got out of line, please delete my followup comments, but keep the Bud & Lou routine, so others can read it.
I'm fully poked. The last shot(s) I received were the Covid booster and a flu shot - both at the same time and one in each arm. The only reaction I had were two sore arms. Fortunate is the only explanation as I have heard horror stories about the vaccines/booster. That being said I had a hell of a head/chest cold for the past couple of weeks that finally has decided to move on slowly.
The only way I see to arrest the government is to arrest those in it and put them behind bars. What is happening to our government and therefore our lives is inconceivable. I see that parents, i.e. mothers are now reacting to school policies and fighting for normalicy. The pushback has started and hopefully will gain strength over the next few months.
I'm fully poked. The last shot(s) I received were the Covid booster and a flu shot - both at the same time and one in each arm. The only reaction I had were two sore arms. Fortunate is the only explanation as I have heard horror stories about the vaccines/booster. That being said I had a hell of a head/chest cold for the past couple of weeks that finally has decided to move on slowly.
The only way I see to arrest the government is to arrest those in it and put them behind bars. What is happening to our government and therefore our lives is inconceivable. I see that parents, i.e. mothers are now reacting to school policies and fighting for normalicy. The pushback has started and hopefully will gain strength over the next few months.
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