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An elderly, but hardy, cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.
She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40-foot HOLE where the crematorium used to be.
lol funny! That reminds me of on-the-scene reporter Les Nesman's line in an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati ..... when people were being "bombed" by turkeys (or was it chickens) falling from the sky into a parking lot: "Oh, the humanity!" lol again
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