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Billy Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff. "Hey, Billy Bob, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?" "Well, Sheriff, it's a long story.” "I ain't going no where," said the Sheriff. "Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mary Lou in the saloon. We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started to feelin' kinda frisky and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did. Then we started getting real close and cuddlin' and smoochin' and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.' So we did. He continued,"We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the next thing I know, MaryLou had taken off all her clothes and she suggested I do the same. So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots. Then Mary Lou laid down on the ground and said 'Okay, Billy Bob, go to town!' “So here I am! "
Billy Bob ...............
Posted - 06/01/2024 : 15:39:23
